Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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