look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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