tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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