So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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