There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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