I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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