When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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