we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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