So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
last night I used snow as a chaser
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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