you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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