He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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