Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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