Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm having to shit out rocks
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