i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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