ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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