actually, I'm a sock model
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
