Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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