In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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