Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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