he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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