i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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