According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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