is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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