Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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