found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
The air taste purple.
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