I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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