We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
