have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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