Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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