maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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