so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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