Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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