is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I have fence marks all over my body
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
