The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My life is pants optional.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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