Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
try to milk me bitch
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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