I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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