i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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