how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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