Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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