Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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