There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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