Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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