You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
