Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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