He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
My feet surprised me
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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