So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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