i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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