I want to stick my p in your. b.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Found your dick twin last night
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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