Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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