brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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