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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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