Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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