i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I'm always down for nudity.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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