Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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