some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you told grandpa to call you daddy
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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