OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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